Fish cost a fortune

Two Virginia rednecks went on a fishing trip. They rented all the equipments - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car and even a cabin in the woods. I mean, they spent a fortune. The first day they went fishing, but they didn't catch anything. The same thing happened on the second day, and on the third day. It went on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men caught a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turned to the other and said,, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us a fifteen hundreds bucks?" The other guy said, "Wow! Then it's good we didn't catch anymore!

Dropped your wallet

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in.
Remarked one of the fishermen, "That's the first time I've seen carp to carp walleting.