Who's Crazy

Whenever you look at a piece of work and you think the fellow was crazy, then you want to pay some attention to that. One of you is likely to be and you had better find out which it is. It makes a lot of difference.

Not So Warm And Fuzzy In New York

John and Mary Smith purchased an old home in northern New York state from Sadie and Alfred Horowitz. Winter was fast appproaching, and the Smiths were concerned about the houses's lack of insulation.
"If they can live here all those years, so can we!" John said to Mary confidently.
One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and the Smiths woke up to find the interior walls covered with frost. John called the Horowitzs to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a brief conversation, he hung up.
"For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."