Young man and his date

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I am actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere," she asked.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan has been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 25 years with only suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.

Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.

One day, deep in the wild, she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting himself into a jungle oak. She watched him in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion, Jane came out to the open and offered herself to him.

As she reclined on the wild grass, Tarzan became aroused. He quickly ran over and kicked her in the crotch really hard.

In pain she screamed, "What the hell did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "Tarzan always check for squirrels first."