The Disquieting Treatment of Christians by the Palestinians

The Disquieting Treatment of Christians by the Palestinians

Radicalization of Young British Muslims

Radicalization of Young British Muslims

Obama’s Anti-Religious Implosion – Patriot Update

Obama’s Anti-Religious Implosion – Patriot Update

Muslim Persecution of Christians: January, 2012

Muslim Persecution of Christians: January, 2012

All about examination

An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady, entered the doctor's office.

"We have come for an examination," said the young girl.

"All right," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off."

"No, not me," said the girl. "it's my old aunt here."

"Very well," said the doctor. "Madam, stick out your tongue."

 

Get my nails trimmed

 

 

 

 

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a great Dane.

The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "Why are you here?"

The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well. I've been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sick so he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The schnauzer asks the poodle "Why are you here?"

The poodle responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially high strung. I've been barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and I even bit one of the neighbour's kids. Nobody knows why this has been happening. My owner says he can't risk me biting somebody else so he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The poodle and schnauzer ask the great Dane why he is here.

The great Dane responds: "My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over and the next thing I know I'm on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn't help myself."

The poodle asks: "So she brought you here to put to sleep?"

"Oh, no…., I'm just here to get my nails trimmed."

Contagious

 

 

A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious'. She asks if anyone can use the word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands.

 

"Carl," she says.

 

Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps because they are contagious."

 

"Very good," says the teacher.

 

Then she picks Suzie, who says, "The atmosphere is contagious."

 

The teacher says, "Excellent, Suzie."

 

Then she notices little Johnny has his hand up at the back of the class. "Yes, Johnny?"

 

Johnny says, "The other day me and my dad was sitting around, and we saw our blonde neighbour painting her fence. She had a tiny model car paint brush, and she was going in little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, 'It's going to take that cunt ages to paint that fence!'"