The pastor kept boring his congregation with sermon after sermon about baptism. Finally church leaders told him to preach on another subject the following Sunday. They chose the subject of pills. Certainly, they felt, there could be no connection between pills and baptism.
So the next Sunday the pastor began, "There are big pills and little pills, also bitter pills and sweet pills, cheap pills and expensive pills. Another pill is the 'gospill' - and that brings me to my real subject, baptism."
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