Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
Dentist because he says, "Open wide."
Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased down or blown?"
Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in the back?"
Interior decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
Police officer because he says, "Spread 'em!"
Mailman because he always delivers his package.
Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush and shoots twice.
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