Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it. 2.Whenever you're right, shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
My wife's an angel. Second guy: You're lucky, mine's still alive.
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