Policeman and Wife

A policeman sent his wife and child to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife.

"No darling, we can't do it here, what if the kid wakes up?"

"You're right. Let's go to the beach."

They went to the empty beach and started to make love. All of a sudden a policeman ran into them.

"Put your clothes on immediately. Shame on you, you can't do that in public."

"You're right," said the husband, "but it was a moment of weakness. We didn't see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me."

"Don't worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay!"

One Night with Doctor

One Night with Doctor

One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few bars. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey, how about we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun." The woman agrees to it.

So they go back to her place and he goes into the bedroom. She goes into the bathroom and start scrubbing up like she's about to go to the operating room. She scrubs for a good ten minutes. Finally she goes into the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so.

Afterwards the man says to the woman, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?" "Yeah, how did you know?" The man says, "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started." "Oh, that makes sense," says the woman. "You're an anesthesiologist, aren't you?" "Yeah," says the man, a bit surprised. "How did you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing!"

He Owes Me

One day a wife is at home alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says, "You know Sara, you have the greatest breast I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a while and figures, what the hell – a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and the guy then says, "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another $100 if I could see both of them together!"

Sara, amazed by the offer, sits and thinks a bit about it. Heck, why not! So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to take a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"