One day a wife is at home alone and the doorbell rings.
She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"
The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."
So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says, "You know Sara, you have the greatest breast I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks just to see one."
Sara thinks about it for a while and figures, what the hell – a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and the guy then says, "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another $100 if I could see both of them together!"
Sara, amazed by the offer, sits and thinks a bit about it. Heck, why not! So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to take a look.
A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
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