A man opened the door of his new luxurious car when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the man was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious car. "Officer, look what they've done to my car!!" he whined. "You people are so materialistic, you make me sick", retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your car, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" "Oh my...........," replied the man, finally noticing the bloody shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my 159 carat of diamonds watch???"
No comments:
Post a Comment