Saturday, March 31, 2012
Thursday, March 29, 2012
A Lawyer and a Senior citizen
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy.
So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks..
The lawyer persists saying that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.
Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500,' he says.
This catches the senior's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?'
The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up
He wakes the senior and then hands him $500. Senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
You know you're going to send this one on . . . . .don't muck around with seniors!!!!
-Author Unknown-
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
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Monday, March 19, 2012
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Monday, March 12, 2012
New Hair Style
A man living in a nudist camp gets a letter from his mother requesting that he send her a photo of himself. Unfortunately, the only pictures he has are ones in which he is wearing no clothes. So he cuts a snapshot in half, and then sends the photo showing him from the waist up to his mother. His mother is so pleased with the picture that she asks him to send one to his grandmother.
The man thinks to himself, "Grandma's eyesight is so bad these days; I'll send her the bottom half."
A week later he receives a letter from his grandmother. In the letter she writes, "I liked your picture, but your new hairstyle makes your nose look too long."
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Rubber at the end of the stick
A man, his wife, and seven children where waiting in a bus stop. After some time a blind man joins them. The bus arrives. The blind man and the large family find themselves walking because of the crowded bus. The blind man starts tapping his stick on the road, which seems to annoy the husband who shouts at the blind man…
"Can't you put a rubber to the end of your stick to avoid that irritating noise."
To this the blind man replies…
"If you would have put a rubber to the end of your stick we all would have been in the bus."
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
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