New Hair Style

A man living in a nudist camp gets a letter from his mother requesting that he send her a photo of himself. Unfortunately, the only pictures he has are ones in which he is wearing no clothes. So he cuts a snapshot in half, and then sends the photo showing him from the waist up to his mother. His mother is so pleased with the picture that she asks him to send one to his grandmother.

The man thinks to himself, "Grandma's eyesight is so bad these days; I'll send her the bottom half."

A week later he receives a letter from his grandmother. In the letter she writes, "I liked your picture, but your new hairstyle makes your nose look too long."